I wish they had a short bus to shuttle my coworkers to the office

...because they obviously can't handle parking on their own. I think they are special ed. I really do. I wish I had a digital camera with me so I could take a photo of my parking lot this morning. These people are complete MORONS.

How difficult is it to park like a normal person?? Even if you can't see lines to park within, couldn't you figure out how to park next to the car that is already there? Do you really need to park at a 15 degree angle from the next car and leave 3/4ths of a space between you? Don't you realize your folly as you look at your car when you're walking away? Doesn't it look askew to you? Or are you that pea-brained that it looks normal to you?

And if you happen to park next to this idiot that can't park, does that mean that you have to screw up the entire parking lot from there on out by parking the same way as they did? Or better yet, overcompensate and angle your car 15 degrees the other way (thereby wasting yet another space in between)?

What I can't understand is why this happens in the first place. There was no snow on the ground this morning. We have big lights to illuminate the parking lot in the dark. WHY can't my coworkers seem to be able to master the task of parking their retard wagons?

I've included some various examples of the type of thing I'm talking about (not my actual parking lot...but it might as well be)