I found a moonrock in my nose!

Ok, I'm a big Simpson's fan. I was discussing this just last night as a matter of fact. I was trying to decide who my favorite character is. I'm pretty sure I like them all, but the one that consistently makes me laugh is Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph is the only son of Police Chief Wiggum and he's a bit...um..."slow". He's got all kinds of imaginary friends, some of which tell him to burn things. I think the funniest thing about him is his high pitched voice (and his random comments). I've listed a few choice Ralphie quotes for your amusement. Even if you don't find them to be funny...I will. And that's all that matters.

• "Even my boogers taste spicy."
• "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" (addressing Superintendent Chalmers)
• "I bent my wookiee"
• "I wanna live with underground grandma!"
  

Ralph: "I eated the purple berries!" Oh... uggghh... (falls over)
Bart: "Uh... How are they, Ralph? Good?"
Ralph: "It tastes like ... burning."

• "I found a moonrock in my nose!"
• "I'm learnding!"
• "Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."
• "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
• "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
• "That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. (Pointing to a large rock) That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."
• "When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!"
• "My nose makes its own bubble gum!"
• "I'm a brick"

Click here for Ralph Wiggum sounds. Make sure your sound is turned up - especially if you're at work. Let's all see if we can get fired together.