Shut up and eat your meat loaf
I just wanted to take a second to put up a quick post. I get a lot of flack when I go an entire day without posting SOMETHING. Since I haven't posted anything today, here ya go. Happy Friday.
Child: "Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?"
Mother: "Shut up and eat your meat loaf."
I don't know why, but that cracks me up. I do find that meat, served in loaf form, is pretty darn tasty though.
posted by ChickenFriedCricket @ 3:50 PM
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6 Comments:
But wait...there's MORE!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.
"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."
Ok...I'm done. I just stumbled across these and found them to be funny. I have a warped sense of humor though.
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