A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

With all that's going on in the world, I thought I'd take time out to wish everyone a Happy Festivus.

So, get out your ambiguous aluminum poles and prepare yourself for the Airing of Grievances this Festivus. Make sure you don't forget to get into your best Festivus shape for the Feats of Strength events too! As you all know, Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned.

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!

Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.