Friday, March 17, 2006

Happy St. Patrick's Day


Go out, have fun, and drink whatever green beverage you drink on this day. Dress up like this drunk idiot, if you feel inclined to do so. And don't forget the corned beef.

What the hell is corned beef, anyway? Exactly how does one corn beef? When did corn become a verb? Can you corn other meats? Corned chicken, perhaps? Corned pork?

Hmm...

4 Comments:

At 3/17/2006 02:46:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We wana see a picture of you in a bright green, sequenced jumpsuit, sit'n on a 350 pound chick's lap, green beer in one hand, and corned-chicken in the other tonight

 
At 3/17/2006 03:22:00 PM, Blogger ChickenFriedCricket said...

Mackenzie -
Thank you for enlightening me.

"Anonymous" -
Done and done! As long as the 350lb chick isn't sitting in MY lap.

I don't know about the sequin jumpsuit though. You're the only one that likes those, honey.

The green beer is definitely in the cards for tonight, and the corned chicken might be a possibility. I've got to see if KFC has that on their menu.

 
At 3/22/2006 10:24:00 AM, Blogger ChickenFriedCricket said...

HAHAHA SORRRRRY! :)

I've been away for a while. I'm back today, and will try to post something before I leave.

The world has NOT run out of dumb people. I can assure you.

Case in point: Susan Sarandon will be playing Cindy Sheehan in a MOVIE. That bears repeating...they are making a MOVIE about this nut job. ::sigh::

 
At 3/22/2006 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Ed B. said...

THEY WHAT?
You know that whole '4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse' sounds pretty good right about now.

 

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