Saturday, August 12, 2006

Sickest Joke Ever?

Today, I was reading a terrible news story about a dead baby that was found in the back of a truck that a guy bought from someone this week. Awful, awful story. People really disgust me sometimes.

Anyway...as I was reading some follow-up posts where people were commenting on this story, I came across a really sick joke. This person posted the joke in the middle of a bunch of serious comments, and when I read it, I busted up laughing. (I know...I'm going to hell.)


Nonetheless, here it is - for your enjoyment:

Q: How do you get 5 dead babies into a box?
A: With a blender

Q: How do you get them out?
A: CHIPS!!

3 Comments:

At 8/14/2006 11:56:00 AM, Blogger Ed B. said...

I've heard that one but babies and blenders were replaced with terrorists and wood chippers, respectively.

 
At 8/18/2006 07:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I like the terrorists and wood chippers better.

 
At 8/20/2006 04:20:00 AM, Blogger ChickenFriedCricket said...

Yeah...I think I'm the only one that finds that joke even remotely humorous. I've repeated it to several people, only to get the blank stare in return.

The only time I got a laugh out of it was at a bachelor party this weekend, and that's only because all my buddies were drunk and didn't know any better. (that's usually my best audience, as I'm a horrible joke teller)

 

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